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August R. Garcia

Profile Photo - August R. Garcia August R. Garcia LARPing as a Sysadmi... Portland, OR
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August Garcia is some guy who used to sell Viagra on the Internet. He made this website to LARP as a sysadmin while posting about garbage like user-agent spoofing, spintax, the only good keyboard, virtual assitants from Pakistan, links with the rel="nofollow" attributeproxiessin, the developer console, literally every link building method, and other junk.

Available at arg@256kilobytes.com, via Twitter, or arg.256kilobytes.com. Open to business inquiries based on availability.


Account created 1 year ago.
211 posts, 1092 comments, and 328 RAMs.

Last active 22 hours ago:
Commented in thread Control Your Audio Conferences


Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.

Posts and Comments by August R. Garcia

211 posts, 868 comments

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Reply to Photography

Comments in Other Websites | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 months agoSun, 10 Nov 2019 06:24:48 -0800

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[Solved] PHP/Laravel - Cache Query for Current Request/Pageload

Answers in Server-Side | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 months agoSat, 09 Nov 2019 12:03:54 -0800

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TL;DR: Use $GLOBALS

MoreThe Laravel caching functions seem to not have specific built-in functionality to cache a query for only the current pageload, but it can easily be do...
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Reply to Buy Smaller Houses, You Fat Fucks

Comments in News | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 months agoThu, 07 Nov 2019 09:03:05 -0800

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Also, interest rates seem to be substant...

MoreAlso, interest rates seem to be substantially lower for mortgages in current year than in the past: https://www.valuepenguin.com/mortgages/histo...
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Reply to Buy Smaller Houses, You Fat Fucks

Comments in News | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 months agoThu, 07 Nov 2019 06:52:40 -0800 | Last update 3 months agoThu, 07 Nov 2019 06:53:24 -0800

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Also, you can literally buy 20 acres of...

MoreAlso, you can literally buy 20 acres of land in the forest in Montana, which comes with both a cabin (no plumbing) and a fence surrounding the propert...
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Buy Smaller Houses, You Fat Fucks

Articles in News | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 months agoThu, 07 Nov 2019 06:36:50 -0800 | Last update 3 months agoThu, 07 Nov 2019 14:06:15 -0800

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Last Reply I placed a bomb beside the mcmansion eeeeeeee,

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Fri, 08 Nov 2019 17:53:47 -0800 3 months ago
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Reply to Amazon Reinstatement Services

Comments in News | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 months agoWed, 06 Nov 2019 01:09:26 -0800

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What random keyword in this thread attra...

MoreWhat random keyword in this thread attracts all these Indian fortune tellers
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Reply to [Ultimate Guide] Muh Copyright, Duplicate Content, Scrapers, and Enforcing Infringements

Comments in Content Writing and Blogging | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 months agoMon, 04 Nov 2019 13:48:30 -0800 | Last update 3 months agoMon, 04 Nov 2019 13:48:48 -0800

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Apparently this one isn't in the article...

MoreApparently this one isn't in the article. Here's hiQ Labs, Inc. v. LinkedIn Corp, which is another notable case. https://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/da...
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Obligatory shill for our Dreamhost affil...

MoreObligatory shill for our Dreamhost affiliate article: https://www.256kilobytes.com/content/show/4478/dreamhost-review-faq-and-affiliate-program...
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Reply to Quality Content Dump: The Thread

Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 months agoMon, 04 Nov 2019 06:00:20 -0800

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Norman tier article on "Google bombing,"...

MoreNorman tier article on "Google bombing," which is a term that no one has ever used (similarly to "Spamdexing," which is also a term no one has ever us...
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More QUOTE: “Nofollow links definitely don’t pass PageRank. Over the years, I’ve seen a few corner cases where a nofollow link did pass...
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Re: "Google is probably not using third-...

MoreRe: "Google is probably not using third-party data from Twitter et. al. for ranking purposes." There's a document from the leaks discussed in...
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Reply to Get 100,000 Real Website Visitors In 7 Days

Comments in Internet Marketing | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 months agoFri, 01 Nov 2019 01:23:22 -0700

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yes, if it's very possible and not even...

Moreyes, if it's very possible and not even that hard if you know what you're doing.
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Reply to Best SEO Services by onlineseoservices.in

Comments in Web Browsers | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 months agoFri, 01 Nov 2019 01:22:05 -0700

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Protip: If you could meet the bare...

MoreProtip: If you could meet the bare minimum standards of posting your D-tier spam in the for hire forum, you probably wouldn't even get banned.
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Reply to A complete guide for Garmin GPS update

Comments in Software Development | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 months agoFri, 01 Nov 2019 01:19:33 -0700 | Last update 3 months agoFri, 01 Nov 2019 01:26:43 -0700

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> Current Year

More> Current Year > Writing Michael Johnsom instead of Michael Jhonson Lmao banned.
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Interesting and sort-of-obvious-now-that...

MoreInteresting and sort-of-obvious-now-that-you-mention-it method for detecting ad blockers: https://davidwalsh.name/detect-ad-blocker
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Reply to 256 Kilobytes - Public Slack Workspace/Server

Comments in Announcements | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 months agoFri, 01 Nov 2019 00:57:28 -0700 | Last update 3 months agoFri, 01 Nov 2019 00:58:58 -0700

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Bump. Link updated. Sidebar and staff/ab...

MoreBump. Link updated. Sidebar and staff/about page links updated as well. Apparently the invite expired at some point. New link should be set to ne...
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Call the currentPage and lastPage method...

MoreIncorrect: <h1>Page {{ $paginator->currentPage }} of {{ $paginator->lastPage }}</h1> Correct: <h1>Page {{ $pagina...
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Reply to RIP to one of our founding members

Comments in Garbage Can | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 months agoSun, 27 Oct 2019 07:00:12 -0700

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzn7lVBS...

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