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August R. Garcia

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August Garcia is some guy who used to sell Viagra on the Internet. He made this website to LARP as a sysadmin while posting about garbage like user-agent spoofing, spintax, the only good keyboard, virtual assitants from Pakistan, links with the rel="nofollow" attributeproxiessin, the developer console, literally every link building method, and other junk.

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Account created 8 months ago.
178 posts, 895 comments, and 266 RAMs.

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178 posts, 720 comments

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Reply to [Laravel] Create migration with model?

Comments in Frameworks | By August R. Garcia

Published 8 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:42 -0800

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MoreInstead of:PHP artisan make:migration create_roles_table -mRun this:PHP artisan make:model Role -m
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Reply to [Laravel] Carbon Library without using Laravel?

Comments in Frameworks | By August R. Garcia

Published 8 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:39 -0800

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MoreYes, it's completely possible. Carbon is a completely separate project and is maintained by completely separate developers. The official Carbon s...
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Reply to [Radio Buttons] How to Make a Buttonset (Without Using Bootstrap)

Comments in Style and Layout | By August R. Garcia

Published 8 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:37 -0800 | Last update 8 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 06:37:07 -0800

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MoreVery nice, as they say.
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MoreHere's an example that I used recently:=if(I2="-", "NULL", VLOOKUP(I2, {E$2:E41,B$2:B41}, 2,0))In Google Sheets, curly braces...
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Reply to Can you make up arbitrary HTML tags?

Comments in Web Development | By August R. Garcia

Published 8 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:32 -0800

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MoreYes, it's possible. For example, this looks like a bunch of eggs:<!DOCTYPE HTML><HTML><head> <style> body { bac...
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MoreA solution was posted on the Vim Wiki:1. Hover over top number2. Ctrl+V (start vertical select)3. Highlight vertically over all numbers4. Ctrl+G5. Ctr...
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Reply to How to access conditional formatting in Google Sheets?

Comments in Spreadsheets | By August R. Garcia

Published 8 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:29 -0800

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More1. Highlight the cells that you want to format2. Right Click --> Conditional Formatting
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Reply to How to change default Gmail account?

Comments in Administration and Operations | By August R. Garcia

Published 8 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:28 -0800

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MoreDid you try the solution from the Gmail help forum?https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!topic/gmail/H7O14c6NuxoSee below:"""Rocky -...
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Reply to What's the deal with Linus Torvalds?

Comments in Garbage Can | By August R. Garcia

Published 8 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:27 -0800 | Last update 8 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 06:42:08 -0800

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More………………………………-~*")"/'~)||||||/''"/'~...
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Reply to Converting URLs to domains and vice-versa?

Comments in Spreadsheets | By August R. Garcia

Published 8 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:25 -0800 | Last update 8 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 13:06:42 -0800

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MoreSolutions Using Google Sheets Extract domain from subdomain Example input: howtogoaround.wordpress.com =RIGHT(REGEXEXTRACT(D25, "\..*...
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Reply to [Laravel] Autocomplete a field?

Comments in Frameworks | By August R. Garcia

Published 8 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:23 -0800

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MoreShould be the same as any other autocomplete functionality, for the most part.1. Disable the browser's automatic autocomplete:https://www.w3schoo...
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MoreWhite</thread>
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Reply to [Laravel Error Message] Maximum execution time of 30 seconds exceeded

Comments in Frameworks | By August R. Garcia

Published 8 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:18 -0800 | Last update 8 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 05:19:53 -0800

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MoreThis error message is almost always caused by an infinite loop, such as: <?php while(TRUE): // Do Something endwhile; And it can be s...
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Reply to Can Laravel's Faker library get random IP addresses?

Comments in Frameworks | By August R. Garcia

Published 8 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:14 -0800

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More~~The easiest way to get a random IP address when working with Laravel (or the Faker library in general) is to use the PHP function long2ip: long2ip(...
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Reply to What is the best way to make a bar graph in Laravel? Or general Laravel charts?

Comments in Web Development | By August R. Garcia

Published 8 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:10 -0800 | Last update 8 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 07:08:42 -0800

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MoreWhile Laravel has no built-in library for charts, there are a few options: Install a general-purpose JavaScript or PHP graphing library Write...
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MoreHave also run into this issue over the last few years. You'd think there'd be an easy way to do this. Messed around with a few options below...
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Reply to PHP function to fix (or remove) unmatched tags?

Comments in Server-Side | By August R. Garcia

Published 8 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:07 -0800

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More[]Have seen some others recommend the HTML Purifier library, which seems to be able to do this as well as other similar input validation. You can find...
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MoreAre you still using the .env file with credentials for your localhost DB? The error message generally indicates that your credentials do not match the...
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Reply to How to round to two decimal places in Javascript?

Comments in Client-Side | By August R. Garcia

Published 8 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:05 -0800

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MoreThe function that you're looking for is .toFixed(2):https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/Global_Objects/Number/toFix...
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More// Get first element of an array=INDEX(SPLIT(B2, " | ", FALSE);1;1)
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