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August R. Garcia

Profile Photo - August R. Garcia August R. Garcia LARPing as a Sysadmi... Portland, OR
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August Garcia is some guy who used to sell Viagra on the Internet. He made this website to LARP as a sysadmin while posting about garbage like user-agent spoofing, spintax, the only good keyboard, virtual assitants from Pakistan, links with the rel="nofollow" attributeproxiessin, the developer console, literally every link building method, and other junk.

Available at arg@256kilobytes.com, via Twitter, or arg.256kilobytes.com. Open to business inquiries based on availability.


Account created 7 months ago.
163 posts, 847 comments, and 250 RAMs.

Last active 13 hours ago:
Posted thread [Solved, Basically] Nautilus - Open Multiple Tabs from Command Line?


Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.

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163 posts, 680 comments

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Reply to Friday Night Prison Thread

Comments in Garbage Can | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoSat, 15 Jun 2019 01:00:20 -0700

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Oh shit, it's Friday night:

MoreOh shit, it's Friday night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUNAtkZEBOQ
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Update: Also, see this thread for more a...

MoreUpdate: Also, see this thread for more about EAT.
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Reply to What is EAT?

Comments in Search Engine Optimization | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoSat, 15 Jun 2019 00:56:09 -0700

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Also see this useful tool.

MoreAlso see this useful tool.
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Reply to Quality Content Dump: The Thread

Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoFri, 14 Jun 2019 11:45:25 -0700 | Last update 1 month agoFri, 14 Jun 2019 12:00:42 -0700

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More https://legalinsurrection.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Gibsons-Bakery-v.-Oberlin-College-Decision-Denying-Summary-Judgment.pdf https://www.scri...
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Reply to How to Animate ASCII Art

Comments in Web Development | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoWed, 12 Jun 2019 22:28:02 -0700

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Reply to asus tablet stuck loading screen

Comments in Software Development | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoWed, 12 Jun 2019 04:25:15 -0700

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Also, here's the version of this article...

MoreAlso, here's the version of this article for Normans: https://www.256kilobytes.com/content/show/4647/intricate-tumblr-spam-used-to-manipulate-go...
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β€œStarting a business” is not a distinct...

More“Starting a business” is not an activity. Fucking what is this idea that you sit in a building “starting a business”? Running...
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The .tar.gz of sorted reCaptcha photos h...

MoreThe .tar.gz of sorted reCaptcha photos has been moved to this URL on the 256 Kilobytes server, since the old link expired: https://www.256kiloby...
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Reply to DreamHost: Review, FAQ, and Affiliate Program

Comments in Web Hosting | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoFri, 07 Jun 2019 22:05:29 -0700

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If you need a webhost who has all the be...

MoreIf you need a webhost who has all the best tricks on how to rank #1 for "buy cheap gay gold online," choose DreamHost:  https://twitter.com...
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Very nice. That reminds me that we shoul...

MoreVery nice. That reminds me that we should add a "Journeys" and potentially "Introductions" category/subcategory.
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This was basically already like 95% true...

MoreThis was basically already like 95% true, but whatever: https://www.searchenginejournal.com/google-site-diversity-change/311557/
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How to Animate ASCII Art

Articles in Web Development | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoThu, 06 Jun 2019 09:11:18 -0700

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Last Reply . ___|_____ / | /| /________/ | |.........| |... August R. Garcia,

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Reply to Quality Content Dump: The Thread

Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoThu, 06 Jun 2019 08:25:53 -0700

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What a character:

MoreWhat a character: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORE2kqA1HD8
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Reply to Your opinion about new SEO tool

Comments in Software Development | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoThu, 06 Jun 2019 04:07:58 -0700 | Last update 1 month agoThu, 06 Jun 2019 04:10:22 -0700

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What is the actual tool that you're tryi...

MoreWhat is the actual tool that you're trying to promote?
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Reply to Is Exchanging Quality Links Bad?

Comments in Search Engine Optimization | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoTue, 04 Jun 2019 12:10:02 -0700

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Would probably be more natural if rather...

MoreWould probably be more natural if rather than specific articles linking to each other, that site A links to somewhere on Site B and then Site B links...
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[Beginner-Friendly] The Complete Quora Marketing Guide

Articles in Social Media Marketing | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoTue, 04 Jun 2019 10:05:03 -0700 | Last update 1 month agoTue, 04 Jun 2019 10:09:25 -0700

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Basically every search result for any ki...

MoreBasically every search result for any kind of vague or general question will include at least one Quora thread as a result. According to Ahrefs, this...
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Reply to Is Swagbucks legit?

Comments in Other Websites | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoTue, 04 Jun 2019 05:25:09 -0700

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Also, if you're looking for obscenely ea...

MoreAlso, if you're looking for obscenely easy, but low paying work, MTurk is another options. Although really you could make way better money doing basic...
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Stock footage bump

MoreStock footage bump
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Reply to Top 10 Best Micro SD Cards for GoPro HERO6 in 2019

Comments in Technology | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoSat, 01 Jun 2019 05:49:50 -0700

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