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August R. Garcia

Profile Photo - August R. Garcia August R. Garcia LARPing as a Sysadmi... Portland, OR
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August Garcia is some guy who used to sell Viagra on the Internet. He made this website to LARP as a sysadmin while posting about garbage like user-agent spoofing, spintax, the only good keyboard, virtual assitants from Pakistan, links with the rel="nofollow" attributeproxiessin, the developer console, literally every link building method, and other junk.

Available at arg@256kilobytes.com, via Twitter, or arg.256kilobytes.com. Open to business inquiries based on availability.


Account created 9 months ago.
183 posts, 918 comments, and 271 RAMs.

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Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.

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183 posts, 742 comments

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Reply to Get These Dependencies Off My Lawn: 5 Tasks You Didn't Know Could be Done with Pure HTML and CSS

Comments in Style and Layout | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoSun, 04 Aug 2019 01:51:18 -0700 | Last update 1 month agoMon, 05 Aug 2019 01:43:48 -0700

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Legit progress bar code:

MoreLegit progress bar code: <progress id="progress" value="0" max="100"></progress> <script>setInterval(function(){ var current...
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Reply to How to build a corporate brand in LinkedIn?

Comments in Social Media Marketing | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoFri, 02 Aug 2019 13:31:51 -0700 | Last update 1 month agoFri, 02 Aug 2019 13:34:45 -0700

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For social media marketing in general,&n...

MoreFor social media marketing in general, usually the best way to gain traction is to post content that can be understood by as many people as...
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Nethustler please come back and read Has...

MoreNethustler please come back and read Hash Brown's sick burn before I ban you.
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Reply to [For Noobs/Business Owners] Should you do SEO?

Comments in Search Engine Optimization | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoThu, 01 Aug 2019 08:57:42 -0700 | Last update 1 month agoThu, 01 Aug 2019 08:58:21 -0700

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More As a man who worked in ecommerce [...] I literally never want to do that shit again Tru. Services are AIDS to run, basically. But gitti...
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Reply to [For Noobs/Business Owners] Should you do SEO?

Comments in Search Engine Optimization | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoThu, 01 Aug 2019 07:53:59 -0700 | Last update 1 month agoThu, 01 Aug 2019 07:54:59 -0700

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This is a good post and anyone who is co...

MoreThis is a good post and anyone who is considering doing SEO should read it. Also: [...] I want to better my life and secure my future mysel...
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Reply to 7 Killing Tips to Write a Blog Post

Comments in Content Writing and Blogging | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoThu, 01 Aug 2019 04:42:20 -0700

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What a great example of high-effort spam...

MoreWhat a great example of high-effort spam.
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[Solved] Scraping free HTTP proxy list(s) with Python

Answers in Subscribers-Only | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoTue, 30 Jul 2019 03:35:19 -0700

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Last Reply Fucking smart Hash Brown,

Fucking smart

Wed, 31 Jul 2019 01:59:32 -0700 1 month ago
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Reply to Help! I need a link spying tool recommendation urgently SEO

Comments in Search Engine Optimization | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoTue, 30 Jul 2019 00:54:03 -0700 | Last update 1 month agoTue, 30 Jul 2019 00:54:26 -0700

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Prolly

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[Solved] Color code HTTP status codes in Python

Answers in Web Scraping, Data Analysis | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoMon, 29 Jul 2019 22:34:12 -0700

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Last Reply For Python 3: import http.client [...] try: msg = " " + http.client.responses[status_code] [...] Code is basically th... August R. Garcia,

For Python 3:

Mon, 09 Sep 2019 12:10:10 -0700 6 days ago
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> Largest SEO Agency in Europe

More> Largest SEO Agency in Europe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcWM_1hBu_c
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Reply to Test Post: Please Ignore, Unless You Don't Want To

Comments in Garbage Can | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoSun, 28 Jul 2019 21:53:19 -0700

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https://zws.im/​&acirc...

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Reply to Most Aggressive Freshwater Fish List

Comments in Garbage Can | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoWed, 24 Jul 2019 17:26:59 -0700 | Last update 1 month agoWed, 24 Jul 2019 17:28:26 -0700

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNLwA-ak...

Morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNLwA-ak5nI
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Reply to How many goats am I worth?

Comments in Garbage Can | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoWed, 24 Jul 2019 17:25:17 -0700

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> Ethan "Cheap Whore" Lastname<b...

More> Ethan "Cheap Whore" Lastname Not very many.
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Reply to Quality Content Dump: The Thread

Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoWed, 24 Jul 2019 11:16:43 -0700

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http://httpbin.org/get

Morehttp://httpbin.org/get http://httpbin.org/get?dog=true&x=something
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Reply to MNC's Based Technical Interview Questions!

Comments in Computer Programming | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoWed, 24 Jul 2019 07:47:10 -0700

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More competitors with a lesser link on their page actually have better ranking in SERP There's also the question of how to definte what a better/les...
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The answer is to fucking kill yourself.<...

MoreThe answer is to fucking kill yourself.
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This is the line that caused the error t...

MoreThis is the line that caused the error to be thrown: INSERT IGNORE INTO things (name, created_at, updated_at) VALUES ("Some String", 1563893034,...
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Trusting a service that claims to provid...

MoreTrusting a service that claims to provide work with "trusted websites with high Majestic and Ahrefs parameters" from a website that has zero auth...
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Reply to bellsouth customer service number 1-833-410-5666

Comments in Computer Software | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoTue, 23 Jul 2019 03:39:03 -0700

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