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August R. Garcia

Profile Photo - August R. Garcia August R. Garcia LARPing as a Sysadmi... Portland, OR
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August Garcia is some guy who used to sell Viagra on the Internet. He made this website to LARP as a sysadmin while posting about garbage like user-agent spoofing, spintax, the only good keyboard, virtual assitants from Pakistan, links with the rel="nofollow" attributeproxiessin, the developer console, literally every link building method, and other junk.

Available at arg@256kilobytes.com, via Twitter, or arg.256kilobytes.com. Open to business inquiries based on availability.


Account created 9 months ago.
183 posts, 918 comments, and 271 RAMs.

Last active 3 hours ago:
Commented in thread It's Sunday


Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.

Posts and Comments by August R. Garcia

183 posts, 742 comments

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Reply to Does Terry A. Davis' Twitter account still exist?

Comments in Garbage Can | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoWed, 05 Dec 2018 00:14:54 -0800

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Reply to Images are F U C K E D

Comments in Bug reports | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoWed, 05 Dec 2018 00:06:15 -0800

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Test Post Please Ignore:

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Reply to Images are F U C K E D

Comments in Bug reports | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 23:55:09 -0800 | Last update 9 months agoWed, 05 Dec 2018 00:01:28 -0800

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ASDF.

MoreASDF. Looks like it's inhereting some width properties that should only apply to profile images. Added to patch list. Fixed [on local].
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Looks like there are a few age verificat...

MoreLooks like there are a few age verification plugins for WordPress that might work: https://wordpress.org/plugins/age-verify/ https://wordpre...
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Reply to I'm locked out of my WordPress website, how do I reset the password?

Comments in Content-Management Systems | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 18:44:40 -0800 | Last update 9 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 18:45:30 -0800

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It should be possible to reset your pass...

MoreIt should be possible to reset your password directly in the database table. Using PHPMyAdmin (or whatever), follow these steps: Open PHPMyAdmin...
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DirtyCOW (Copy-on-Write) Explained by Computerphile and LiveOverflow

Forum in Unintended Behavior and Exploits | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 18:11:46 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoTue, 19 Feb 2019 01:47:40 -0800

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That's not DIrtyCOW; that's my wife.

MoreThis thread was only made for the meta description. Videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEsshExn7a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQcgz4...
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Reply to [PHP] How to print array values separated by commas?

Comments in Server-Side | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 18:00:47 -0800

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More <?php implode(", ", $arr) More Information: http://php.net/manual/en/function.implode.php
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Reply to [Laravel] How to get the largest ID for a table?

Comments in Frameworks | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 18:00:03 -0800

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More <?php // Get max $draft->draft_id = Post::max('id'); // Get the next after the max $draft->draft_id = Post::max('id') + 1;
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See the MAX function:

MoreSee the MAX function: https://support.google.com/docs/answer/3094013?hl=en
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The trim() function in PHP takes an opti...

MoreThe trim() function in PHP takes an optional second parameter: http://php.net/manual/en/function.trim.php This function should do what you...
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Something like this should work:

MoreSomething like this should work: <style> iframe#some_iframe { width: 100%; height: 400px; background-size: 100% 100%;...
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More Press ESC to make sure you are in command mode (also known as normal mode) Type a colon to open start writing a command (which will show up at th...
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Change "overflow: scroll;" to...

MoreChange "overflow: scroll;" to "overflow-y: auto;overflow-x: auto;"
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Reply to Can you have a number in a MySQL DB name?

Comments in Databases | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 17:54:20 -0800

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Yes, numbers in MySQL/MariaDB database n...

MoreYes, numbers in MySQL/MariaDB database names work fine. The 256 Kilobytes database, for example, is callled 420_smoke_weed.
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Replace APP_NAME with whichever field yo...

MoreReplace APP_NAME with whichever field you're editing: Instead of: APP_NAME=Some Name Use: APP_NAME="Some Name"...
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The function eregi_replace() has been re...

MoreThe function eregi_replace() has been replaced by preg_replace(). "Warning: This function was DEPRECATED in PHP 5.3.0, and REMOVED in PHP 7...
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Reply to Why does :santa::skin-tone-six: exist?

Comments in Garbage Can | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 17:49:38 -0800

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Unicode has to make money somehow.

MoreUnicode has to make money somehow.
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Reply to Reusing an old domain for SEO

Comments in Search Engine Optimization | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 13:51:58 -0800

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In terms of SEO, the only potential issu...

MoreIn terms of SEO, the only potential issue is if for whatever reason it had been penalized in ther SERPs. Provided that the domain is not penalized,&nb...
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Reply to Where can I find the best basic guide to keyword research?

Comments in Search Engine Optimization | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 13:46:39 -0800 | Last update 8 months agoMon, 17 Dec 2018 21:03:30 -0800

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Without Tools

MoreWithout Tools After testing a bunch of different tools and methods, the best solutions and metrics seem to be the ones that are shown directly...
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Reply to The Google Introduction to Machine Learning

Comments in Machine Learning | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 23:28:20 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoTue, 19 Feb 2019 01:47:13 -0800

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Another guide on a similar topic is Tens...

MoreAnother guide on a similar topic is TensorFlow for Poets: https://codelabs.developers.google.com/codelabs/tensorflow-for-poets/#0 Which cov...
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