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August Garcia is some guy who used to sell Viagra on the Internet. He made this website to LARP as a sysadmin while posting about garbage like user-agent spoofing, spintax, the only good keyboard, virtual assitants from Pakistan, links with the rel="nofollow" attributeproxiessin, the developer console, literally every link building method, and other junk.

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Account created 6 months ago.
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149 posts, 638 comments

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Reply to [Laravel Error Message] Maximum execution time of 30 seconds exceeded

Comments in Frameworks | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:18 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 05:19:53 -0800

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MoreThis error message is almost always caused by an infinite loop, such as: <?php while(TRUE): // Do Something endwhile; And it can be s...
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Reply to Can Laravel's Faker library get random IP addresses?

Comments in Frameworks | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:14 -0800

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More~~The easiest way to get a random IP address when working with Laravel (or the Faker library in general) is to use the PHP function long2ip: long2ip(...
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Reply to What is the best way to make a bar graph in Laravel? Or general Laravel charts?

Comments in Web Development | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:10 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 07:08:42 -0800

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MoreWhile Laravel has no built-in library for charts, there are a few options: Install a general-purpose JavaScript or PHP graphing library Write...
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MoreHave also run into this issue over the last few years. You'd think there'd be an easy way to do this. Messed around with a few options below...
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Reply to PHP function to fix (or remove) unmatched tags?

Comments in Server-Side | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:07 -0800

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More[]Have seen some others recommend the HTML Purifier library, which seems to be able to do this as well as other similar input validation. You can find...
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MoreAre you still using the .env file with credentials for your localhost DB? The error message generally indicates that your credentials do not match the...
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Reply to How to round to two decimal places in Javascript?

Comments in Client-Side | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:05 -0800

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MoreThe function that you're looking for is .toFixed(2):https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/Global_Objects/Number/toFix...
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More// Get first element of an array=INDEX(SPLIT(B2, " | ", FALSE);1;1)
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Reply to WTF is Google Analytics Premium and why does it cost $150,000

Comments in Garbage Can | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:47:02 -0800 | Last update 5 months agoSat, 19 Jan 2019 02:37:14 -0800

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MoreThat feel when the US government spends $200k on Google Analytics Premium: 3. [HHSM‐500‐2012‐00080C] Blast Design Studio Inc. dba Blast Adva...
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MoreSomething like this should work:// Add a hidden input to store the IDsvar hidden_input = document.createElement("INPUT");hidden_input.setAtt...
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Reply to What do curly braces do in Google Sheets?

Comments in Spreadsheets | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:46:59 -0800

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MoreCurly braces are used to combine ranges into arrays. []
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Reply to What is the term used to refer to a double colon in PHP?

Comments in Server-Side | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:46:58 -0800

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MoreThe scope resolution operator.Or, apparently "Paamayim Nekudotayim"Docs:http://PHP.net/manual/en/language.oop5.paamayim-nekudotayim.PHP
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Reply to How can I monitor my GPU usage on Ubuntu?

Comments in Scripting and Automation | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:46:56 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 05:21:21 -0800

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MoreIf there is no usable/relevant GUI, this can also be done from the terminal with a looping BASH script like this: # Monitor GPU stats and usage...
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Reply to Is it UX or UI?

Comments in Style and Layout | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:46:47 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 06:48:39 -0800

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MoreAnswered here: UX design refers to user experience design, while UI design stands for user interface design. https://hackernoon.com/what-is...
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MoreWrap image in div (?)
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Reply to I downloaded a bunch of stock photos for testing. Is there a quick way to bulk rename in Bash (or something similar)?

Comments in Web Scraping, Data Analysis | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoSun, 02 Dec 2018 03:46:44 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 06:33:20 -0800

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MoreA script like run from the terminal or a Bash script works for this type of file renaming: INDEX=1; for i in *.jpg; do mv $i ${INDEX}_cover.jpg;...
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MoreHere are examples of a few very commonly used formulas:Replace substrings in spreadsheets: =SUBSTITUTE("Today is Monday", "Monday"...
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MoreAm working on this currently. General blog post. Includes misc. code snippets. Doing this currently to have an article to template from that actually...
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MoreThat error occurs because Chrome cannot focus hidden fields.Are you using a custom radio input setup that hides the actual radio button?
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