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August R. Garcia

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August Garcia is some guy who used to sell Viagra on the Internet. He made this website to LARP as a sysadmin while posting about garbage like user-agent spoofing, spintax, the only good keyboard, virtual assitants from Pakistan, links with the rel="nofollow" attributeproxiessin, the developer console, literally every link building method, and other junk.

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Account created 9 months ago.
187 posts, 919 comments, and 273 RAMs.

Last active 13 hours ago:
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187 posts, 742 comments

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Reply to How to add axis labels in Excel?

Comments in Office Suites | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoSun, 16 Dec 2018 17:27:44 -0800

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This can be done under Chart Tools --&gt...

MoreThis can be done under Chart Tools --> Chart --> Axis Titles.  You can find screenshots of how to do this here: https://support.offi...
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Patch Notes 1.2.0 -- 16 December, 2018

Articles in Meta | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoSun, 16 Dec 2018 13:55:27 -0800 | Last update 8 months agoMon, 31 Dec 2018 21:00:24 -0800

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Here are some things in this patch.

MoreHere are some patch notes. Will import the 1k additional posts shortly/separately. Content Added FAQ section (on the About and Staff page)...
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Reply to How to Screen Content Writers on Upwork

Comments in Hire a Freelancer | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoFri, 14 Dec 2018 18:24:02 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoTue, 19 Feb 2019 01:49:55 -0800

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrhSLf0I...

Morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrhSLf0I-HM
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Pure CSS [partial] solution for conditional formatting by cell value for HTML tables with arbitrary data

Forum in Style and Layout | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoWed, 12 Dec 2018 07:53:01 -0800 | Last update 9 months agoWed, 12 Dec 2018 07:55:37 -0800

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Close to as good as you can get without...

MoreHad been trying ot get something like this to work the other day. Stumbled into a partial solution earlier. Demo shown in the screenshot. Example code...
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Sitemaps: Frequently Asked Questions, Special Sitemap Types, Creating Robot Whitelists, and Troubleshooting Common Errors

Articles in Search Engine Optimization | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoTue, 11 Dec 2018 05:22:29 -0800 | Last update 9 months agoTue, 11 Dec 2018 05:32:07 -0800

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You may ask yourself, "how can I learn a...

MoreSitemaps exist. Here's some information. Creating and Formatting a Sitemap What do the <loc> and <lastmod> tags do in an XML sit...
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Reply to jquery is not defined error

Comments in Client-Side | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoTue, 11 Dec 2018 02:26:18 -0800

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Also, note that the dolalr sign in jQuer...

MoreAlso, note that the dolalr sign in jQuery is short for "jQuery" and that these two lines of code are equivalent: $(document).ready(fun...
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Quality video explaining TOR -- Roger Dingledine at DEF CON 25

Forum in Information Security | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoSun, 09 Dec 2018 23:33:42 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoTue, 19 Feb 2019 01:48:04 -0800

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Good video with a decent amount of techn...

MoreGood video with a decent amount of technical information included as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di7qAVidy1Y
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Fucking all of them.

MoreFucking all of them. Such as Vim, Nano (if from the command line/terminal). Graphical text editors like Gedit, Sublime Text, and Notepad++...
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Reply to [Laravel] Bug while attempting to link storage?

Comments in Frameworks | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoSun, 09 Dec 2018 23:27:39 -0800

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If the Artisan CLI is having a stroke, y...

MoreIf the Artisan CLI is having a stroke, you can also do this manually from the Linux terminal. Navigate to the root directory for your Laravel project...
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[Google Sheets] How to use escape characters to add conditional formatting for "if cell contains a question mark"

Answers in Spreadsheets | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoSun, 09 Dec 2018 22:20:28 -0800 | Last update 9 months agoSun, 09 Dec 2018 22:20:57 -0800

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Normally, to use conditional formatting...

MoreNormally, to use conditional formatting to highlight all cells that contain a particular character (or string), the following steps would be used:...
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Reply to Best PHP Frameworks

Comments in Server-Side | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoFri, 07 Dec 2018 03:39:19 -0800

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And if you're looking for something...

MoreAnd if you're looking for something that provides a more complete solution out of the box (rather than higher levels of customization), you might...
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Try this:

MoreTry this: INSERT INTO post_tag (post_id, tag_id) VALUES ( (SELECT id FROM posts.id WHERE title = 'Some blog post'), (SELECT id...
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Reply to Can you touch the inside of a computer that is turned on?

Comments in Computer Builds | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoThu, 06 Dec 2018 23:54:55 -0800 | Last update 9 months agoThu, 06 Dec 2018 23:56:05 -0800

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Probably. I do it all the time and have...

MoreProbably. I do it all the time and have only been electrocuted twice. Edit: It was an iMac though, so that barely counts as a computer.
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Reply to Is having hundreds of pages in WordPress a bad idea?

Comments in Content-Management Systems | By August R. Garcia

Published 9 months agoThu, 06 Dec 2018 23:50:45 -0800 | Last update 9 months agoThu, 06 Dec 2018 23:51:04 -0800

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As Hash Brown mentioned, site speed shou...

MoreAs Hash Brown mentioned, site speed should be no issue. On a different note, be sure to take into account site structure. If you are making differe...
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To create a line break in html title att...

MoreTo create a line break in html title attribute, use "\x0A". This seems to work correctly on both Firefox and Chrome, at the minimu...
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If you're looking for the quickest/s...

MoreIf you're looking for the quickest/simplest way, this piece of code is probably it: <?php $hex_color = "#" . dechex(rand(0, 167772...
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Something along these lines should work:...

MoreSomething along these lines should work: <?php function get_nearest_power_of_ten($min, $max) { $range = abs($min) + abs($max);...
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The format() method can be used to speci...

MoreThe format() method can be used to specify the format using the same characters/parameters as PHP's date() function. For example: <?php /...
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One method that generally helps is to&nb...

MoreOne method that generally helps is to add a text-shadow to the text in question: .something { color: white; text-shadow: black 0px 0px 10...
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The errors that you've posted e...

MoreThe errors that you've posted errors occur if the migrations table is manually dropped from the database. The Artisan CLI needs the migration...
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