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August R. Garcia

Profile Photo - August R. Garcia August R. Garcia LARPing as a Sysadmi... Portland, OR
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August Garcia is some guy who used to sell Viagra on the Internet. He made this website to LARP as a sysadmin while posting about garbage like user-agent spoofing, spintax, the only good keyboard, virtual assitants from Pakistan, links with the rel="nofollow" attributeproxiessin, the developer console, literally every link building method, and other junk.

Available at arg@256kilobytes.com, via Twitter, or arg.256kilobytes.com. Open to business inquiries based on availability.


Account created 6 months ago.
151 posts, 782 comments, and 216 RAMs.

Last active 15 hours ago:
Commented in thread Top 1 Ahrefs Tricks You Didn't Know


Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.

Posts and Comments by August R. Garcia

151 posts, 643 comments

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More Press ESC to make sure you are in command mode (also known as normal mode) Type a colon to open start writing a command (which will show up at th...
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Change "overflow: scroll;" to...

MoreChange "overflow: scroll;" to "overflow-y: auto;overflow-x: auto;"
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Reply to Can you have a number in a MySQL DB name?

Comments in Databases | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 17:54:20 -0800

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Yes, numbers in MySQL/MariaDB database n...

MoreYes, numbers in MySQL/MariaDB database names work fine. The 256 Kilobytes database, for example, is callled 420_smoke_weed.
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Replace APP_NAME with whichever field yo...

MoreReplace APP_NAME with whichever field you're editing: Instead of: APP_NAME=Some Name Use: APP_NAME="Some Name"...
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The function eregi_replace() has been re...

MoreThe function eregi_replace() has been replaced by preg_replace(). "Warning: This function was DEPRECATED in PHP 5.3.0, and REMOVED in PHP 7...
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Reply to Why does :santa::skin-tone-six: exist?

Comments in Garbage Can | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 17:49:38 -0800

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Unicode has to make money somehow.

MoreUnicode has to make money somehow.
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Reply to Reusing an old domain for SEO

Comments in Search Engine Optimization | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 13:51:58 -0800

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In terms of SEO, the only potential issu...

MoreIn terms of SEO, the only potential issue is if for whatever reason it had been penalized in ther SERPs. Provided that the domain is not penalized,&nb...
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Reply to Where can I find the best basic guide to keyword research?

Comments in Search Engine Optimization | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 13:46:39 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoMon, 17 Dec 2018 21:03:30 -0800

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Without Tools

MoreWithout Tools After testing a bunch of different tools and methods, the best solutions and metrics seem to be the ones that are shown directly...
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Reply to The Google Introduction to Machine Learning

Comments in Machine Learning | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 23:28:20 -0800 | Last update 4 months agoTue, 19 Feb 2019 01:47:13 -0800

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Another guide on a similar topic is Tens...

MoreAnother guide on a similar topic is TensorFlow for Poets: https://codelabs.developers.google.com/codelabs/tensorflow-for-poets/#0 Which cov...
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Reply to Is using hyphens in a URL to separate words good practice?

Comments in Search Engine Optimization | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 23:15:53 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 23:17:37 -0800

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Hyphens are generally the optimal approa...

MoreHyphens are generally the optimal approach for separating words. They: Make your URLs easier to parse, which helps bots understand the content o...
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There are (basically) two methods:

MoreThere are (basically) two methods: Update your robots.txt file.  For example, if you want to block Ahrefs via your robots.txt file, Ah...
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410 -- It indicates a permanent, deliber...

More410 -- It indicates a permanent, deliberate removal. https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/410 Also, if the URL removal...
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Reply to What is a fair monthly fee to pay for hosting?

Comments in Web Hosting | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 22:25:27 -0800

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If the $199/month is for pure hosti...

MoreIf the $199/month is for pure hosting costs (rather than hosting + ongoing site maintenence, answering your support tickets, and so on), the...
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It works fairly well. Have used it on an...

MoreIt works fairly well. Have used it on and off on the 256 Kilobytes website on the About and Staff page. Only bug that I've run into is that, wh...
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256KB v1.1.2 -- Pending Features, known bugs, and general bug reports

Forum in Meta | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 16:00:02 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoWed, 05 Dec 2018 18:49:15 -0800

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More Dear Sirs and Offbrand Sirs, Here is a non-exclusive list of features and bug fixes in progress. Features and bug fixes listed with strikethr...
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Sir

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[Laravel] How to create a database field of the types MEDIUMBLOB, LONGBLOB, and other data types not explicitly supported by the Schema facade.

Articles in Frameworks | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 15:17:59 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 13:16:51 -0800

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How to specify data types that are outsi...

MoreLaravel's database migrations and schema facade are designed to be "database agnostic": The Laravel Schema facade provides dat...
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[PHP] How to generate random, readable background and text color pairs

Articles in Web Development | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 14:29:25 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 16:22:02 -0800

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How to generate random, complimentary pa...

MoreWhile writing a PHP graphing library the other day, it became apparent that code would be needed to generate an arbitrary random colors that did not l...
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[CSS Trick] How to smooth-scroll to anchors using pure CSS (scroll-behavior property)

Forum in Style and Layout | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 12:34:02 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 22:59:43 -0800

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Apparently this is a thing (as of like t...

MoreApparently this is a thing (as of like two days ago (?)): html { scroll-behavior:smooth; } https://css-tricks.com/snippets/jquery/smooth-s...
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Reply to [Laravel] How to make a custom 404 page?

Comments in Frameworks | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoMon, 03 Dec 2018 07:07:11 -0800

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The easiest way is to create a file at:<...

MoreThe easiest way is to create a file at: /resources/views/errors/404.blade.php Replace 404 with the HTTP code that you want to make a custom...
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