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August R. Garcia

Profile Photo - August R. Garcia August R. Garcia LARPing as a Sysadmi... Portland, OR
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August Garcia is some guy who used to sell Viagra on the Internet. He made this website to LARP as a sysadmin while posting about garbage like user-agent spoofing, spintax, the only good keyboard, virtual assitants from Pakistan, links with the rel="nofollow" attributeproxiessin, the developer console, literally every link building method, and other junk.

Available at arg@256kilobytes.com, via Twitter, or arg.256kilobytes.com. Open to business inquiries based on availability.


Account created 6 months ago.
151 posts, 782 comments, and 216 RAMs.

Last active 15 hours ago:
Commented in thread Top 1 Ahrefs Tricks You Didn't Know


Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.

Posts and Comments by August R. Garcia

151 posts, 643 comments

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If you're looking for the quickest/s...

MoreIf you're looking for the quickest/simplest way, this piece of code is probably it: <?php $hex_color = "#" . dechex(rand(0, 167772...
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Something along these lines should work:...

MoreSomething along these lines should work: <?php function get_nearest_power_of_ten($min, $max) { $range = abs($min) + abs($max);...
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The format() method can be used to speci...

MoreThe format() method can be used to specify the format using the same characters/parameters as PHP's date() function. For example: <?php /...
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One method that generally helps is to&nb...

MoreOne method that generally helps is to add a text-shadow to the text in question: .something { color: white; text-shadow: black 0px 0px 10...
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The errors that you've posted e...

MoreThe errors that you've posted errors occur if the migrations table is manually dropped from the database. The Artisan CLI needs the migration...
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Reply to How do I uninstall wordpress?

Comments in Content-Management Systems | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoThu, 06 Dec 2018 06:35:15 -0800

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If all you need to do is get them off yo...

MoreIf all you need to do is get them off your server (i.e., delete them), then you can delete them from your server entirely. SSH into your server and ru...
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Last Reply https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/dmg/d/milwaukee-earn-100-per-sale-referring/6813532552.html August R. Garcia,

https://milwaukee.craigs...

Sun, 10 Feb 2019 17:20:59 -0800 4 months ago
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Reply to What is parasite SEO?

Comments in Search Engine Optimization | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoWed, 05 Dec 2018 00:52:36 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoWed, 05 Dec 2018 00:54:14 -0800

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More http://tallgaytables.wordpress.com Google search results for "Tall Gay Tables" (currently at position #1) Pretend...
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The fix via .htaccess is also very strai...

MoreThe fix via .htaccess is also very straightforward. Open the included .htaccess file located at: /public/.htaccesss and then add these lines:...
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Reply to Does Terry A. Davis' Twitter account still exist?

Comments in Garbage Can | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoWed, 05 Dec 2018 00:14:54 -0800

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Reply to Images are F U C K E D

Comments in Bug reports | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoWed, 05 Dec 2018 00:06:15 -0800

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Test Post Please Ignore:

MoreTest Post Please Ignore:
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Reply to Images are F U C K E D

Comments in Bug reports | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 23:55:09 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoWed, 05 Dec 2018 00:01:28 -0800

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ASDF.

MoreASDF. Looks like it's inhereting some width properties that should only apply to profile images. Added to patch list. Fixed [on local].
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Looks like there are a few age verificat...

MoreLooks like there are a few age verification plugins for WordPress that might work: https://wordpress.org/plugins/age-verify/ https://wordpre...
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Reply to I'm locked out of my WordPress website, how do I reset the password?

Comments in Content-Management Systems | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 18:44:40 -0800 | Last update 6 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 18:45:30 -0800

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It should be possible to reset your pass...

MoreIt should be possible to reset your password directly in the database table. Using PHPMyAdmin (or whatever), follow these steps: Open PHPMyAdmin...
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DirtyCOW (Copy-on-Write) Explained by Computerphile and LiveOverflow

Forum in Unintended Behavior and Exploits | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 18:11:46 -0800 | Last update 4 months agoTue, 19 Feb 2019 01:47:40 -0800

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That's not DIrtyCOW; that's my wife.

MoreThis thread was only made for the meta description. Videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEsshExn7a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQcgz4...
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Reply to [PHP] How to print array values separated by commas?

Comments in Server-Side | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 18:00:47 -0800

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More <?php implode(", ", $arr) More Information: http://php.net/manual/en/function.implode.php
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Reply to [Laravel] How to get the largest ID for a table?

Comments in Frameworks | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 months agoTue, 04 Dec 2018 18:00:03 -0800

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More <?php // Get max $draft->draft_id = Post::max('id'); // Get the next after the max $draft->draft_id = Post::max('id') + 1;
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See the MAX function:

MoreSee the MAX function: https://support.google.com/docs/answer/3094013?hl=en
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The trim() function in PHP takes an opti...

MoreThe trim() function in PHP takes an optional second parameter: http://php.net/manual/en/function.trim.php This function should do what you...
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Something like this should work:

MoreSomething like this should work: <style> iframe#some_iframe { width: 100%; height: 400px; background-size: 100% 100%;...
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