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August Garcia is some guy who used to sell Viagra on the Internet. He made this website to LARP as a sysadmin while posting about garbage like user-agent spoofing, spintax, the only good keyboard, virtual assitants from Pakistan, links with the rel="nofollow" attributeproxiessin, the developer console, literally every link building method, and other junk.

Available at arg@256kilobytes.com, via Twitter, or arg.256kilobytes.com. Open to business inquiries based on availability.


Account created 1 year ago.
211 posts, 1091 comments, and 328 RAMs.

Last active 18 hours ago:
Commented in thread 5 best Tunescool videos of all time!


Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.

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Reply to How do I contact HP printer support?

Comments in Web Development | By August R. Garcia

Published 4 weeks agoFri, 24 Jan 2020 14:54:11 -0800

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Reply to Can you buy Kraft powdered cheese?

Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoWed, 22 Jan 2020 19:23:00 -0800 | Last update 1 month agoWed, 22 Jan 2020 19:24:24 -0800

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How to Say "Kraft Powdered Cheese"

MoreHow to Say "Kraft Powdered Cheese"
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Reply to Can you buy Kraft powdered cheese?

Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoTue, 21 Jan 2020 21:18:34 -0800

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> Can I mix this with cocaine?<b...

More> Can I mix this with cocaine? HELL NO. That shit is illegal.
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Reply to Why is 7 bit signed ASCII retarded?

Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoSun, 19 Jan 2020 22:08:35 -0800

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Bump. Great thread.

MoreBump. Great thread.
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Reply to Which civilization created guacamole?

Comments in Garbage Can | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoSun, 19 Jan 2020 21:37:05 -0800 | Last update 1 month agoSun, 19 Jan 2020 22:03:55 -0800

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If you think 256 Kilobytes isn't ranking...

MoreIf you think 256 Kilobytes isn't ranking for high quality keywords, you better kill yourself right now: Edit: I am literally BEGGING you to kil...
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Reply to Not-Monday Only

Comments in Garbage Can | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoSun, 19 Jan 2020 21:33:52 -0800

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNw5J19b...

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Reply to Can you buy Kraft powdered cheese?

Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoSun, 19 Jan 2020 21:30:59 -0800

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> Nice, can you also buy it in D...

More> Nice, can you also buy it in Deerborn? HELL NO. That shit is illegal.
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Reply to Capitalising on the new Google layout

Comments in Search Engine Optimization | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoSun, 19 Jan 2020 20:34:54 -0800

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> So you may think this is some...

More> So you may think this is some 1995 shit, it is... But it's not quite as simple as you think. An animated gif won't play natively in the tab...
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Reply to Quality Content Dump: The Thread

Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoSun, 19 Jan 2020 14:07:30 -0800

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https://files.catbox.moe/mf91eh.png<br /...

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Comments in Search Engine Optimization | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoFri, 17 Jan 2020 10:04:25 -0800

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> Featuring Based SEOwner

More> Featuring Based SEOwner Hell yeah.
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Reply to Purlins/MMS

Comments in Content-Management Systems | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoFri, 17 Jan 2020 09:01:19 -0800

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Definitive Answer Given: Thread LLC<br /...

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Reply to How much video memory do I need?

Comments in Computer Builds | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoSat, 11 Jan 2020 17:58:41 -0800

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It depends on various factors, such as:<...

MoreIt depends on various factors, such as: How many monitors you have; What the resolutions are; and What the refresh rate is.
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Reply to NordVPN Crack Premium + serial key

Comments in Software Development | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoSat, 11 Jan 2020 04:46:07 -0800

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Reply to Quality Content Dump: The Thread

Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoFri, 10 Jan 2020 23:15:26 -0800

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https://developers.google.com/analytics/...

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Here's, you know, an actual guide:

MoreHere's, you know, an actual guide: https://www.256kilobytes.com/content/show/10463/how-to-make-a-website-a-simple-guide-for-complete-beginners...
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Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoThu, 09 Jan 2020 13:54:50 -0800

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https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1470...

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