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August R. Garcia

Profile Photo - August R. Garcia August R. Garcia LARPing as a Sysadmi... Portland, OR
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August Garcia is some guy who used to sell Viagra on the Internet. He made this website to LARP as a sysadmin while posting about garbage like user-agent spoofing, spintax, the only good keyboard, virtual assitants from Pakistan, links with the rel="nofollow" attributeproxiessin, the developer console, literally every link building method, and other junk.

Available at arg@256kilobytes.com, via Twitter, or arg.256kilobytes.com. Open to business inquiries based on availability.


Account created 9 months ago.
183 posts, 918 comments, and 271 RAMs.

Last active 1 hour ago:
Commented in thread It's Sunday


Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.

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183 posts, 742 comments

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Reply to Info-Graphics & Image sharing

Comments in Internet Marketing | By August R. Garcia

Published 2 weeks agoThu, 29 Aug 2019 21:28:25 -0700 | Last update 2 weeks agoThu, 29 Aug 2019 21:28:43 -0700

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The easiest way to find leads for sites...

MoreThe easiest way to find leads for sites that host infographics is generally to: Find one site that accepts infographic submission Find a few o...
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Reply to The Basics to Web Scraping with cURL and XPath

Comments in Web Scraping, Data Analysis | By August R. Garcia

Published 2 weeks agoThu, 29 Aug 2019 18:31:09 -0700 | Last update 2 weeks agoThu, 29 Aug 2019 22:35:11 -0700

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Bump. Some more cURL, used to determine...

MoreBump. Some more cURL, used to determine the quality of proxygo's proxies: for i in {1..48} ; do curl https://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/ssl-proxi...
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DAE DHCP server

Forum in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 2 weeks agoTue, 27 Aug 2019 11:08:42 -0700 | Last update 2 weeks agoTue, 27 Aug 2019 11:09:07 -0700

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mysystem pls

MoreDear: Protip (since you're clearly a human): When you go around spamming links, do like one. You will literally just waste like an hour with a basi...
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[Infographic] Poors Are Lazy: Read a Fucking Book Before You Embarrass Yourself on the Internet

Articles in Garbage Can | By August R. Garcia

Published 2 weeks agoTue, 27 Aug 2019 05:46:10 -0700 | Last update 2 weeks agoTue, 27 Aug 2019 10:20:14 -0700

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"I sure would like to go in on a busines...

MoreIt's your boy, back with another quality post after like a month of being AFK, working on a patch and expansion to the finest SEO tool suite (currentl...
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Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 2 weeks agoSun, 25 Aug 2019 22:08:18 -0700

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https://www.reddit.com/r/adops/comments/...

Morehttps://www.reddit.com/r/adops/comments/cumkx5/uber_and_phunwares_unredacted_lawsuit_oh_boy/ https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xr2jZLM1T8PGsqVHJr9kY...
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[Solved] Basic progress bar functionality with Python

Answers in Scripting and Automation | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 weeks agoSun, 25 Aug 2019 12:04:00 -0700 | Last update 3 weeks agoSun, 25 Aug 2019 12:06:08 -0700

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Commentary is hard. Use your reading ski...

MoreCommentary is hard. Use your reading skills to read this code: #!/usr/bin/env python # -*- coding: utf-8 -*- import time import sys from...
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Reply to Quality Content Dump: The Thread

Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 weeks agoSun, 25 Aug 2019 11:54:24 -0700

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SQLite is both based and red pilled:<br...

MoreSQLite is both based and red pilled: https://sqlite.org/codeofethics.html
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Reply to How to create Dynamic Search Ads With Dynamic Landing Pages?

Comments in Pay Per Click (PPC) Advertising | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 weeks agoThu, 22 Aug 2019 23:39:58 -0700 | Last update 3 weeks agoThu, 22 Aug 2019 23:44:58 -0700

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The tools that you'll use depend on your...

MoreThe tools that you'll use depend on your setup. If you want to do this in pure PHP (or some other arbitrary server-side templating language),...
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Reply to 7 Killing Tips to Write a Blog Post

Comments in Content Writing and Blogging | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 weeks agoWed, 21 Aug 2019 18:08:52 -0700

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It was amusing that they shoved a random...

MoreIt was amusing that they shoved a random/unrelated link into the middle of a completely unrelated post in a way that was almost coherent. Anyway, t...
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Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 weeks agoWed, 21 Aug 2019 18:06:51 -0700

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuDbUg-F...

Morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuDbUg-FOMY
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[Solved] Adding an "active" class to <nav>/navigation menus in Laravel

Answers in Client-Side | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 weeks agoTue, 20 Aug 2019 16:25:41 -0700 | Last update 3 weeks agoTue, 20 Aug 2019 16:26:29 -0700

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Basically the same with PHP in general;...

MoreBasically the same with PHP in general; only real difference is the use of Route::currentRouteName(). Code: <nav> <?php $...
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Reply to Is XNXX safe for looking at filthy pornography?

Comments in Other Websites | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 weeks agoMon, 19 Aug 2019 21:17:22 -0700

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If you live in sin, you burn in hell.<br...

MoreIf you live in sin, you burn in hell.
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Reply to What is SEO?

Comments in Search Engine Optimization | By August R. Garcia

Published 3 weeks agoMon, 19 Aug 2019 05:40:36 -0700

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sir i can do you a nice seo

Moresir i can do you a nice seo
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[Solved] How to Show Number of Remaining Threads in Python

Answers in Scripting and Automation | By August R. Garcia

Published 4 weeks agoFri, 16 Aug 2019 06:38:19 -0700 | Last update 2 weeks agoMon, 26 Aug 2019 01:21:58 -0700

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Self explanatory, mostly.

MoreSelf explanatory, mostly. Original Code import Queue from threading import Thread, active_count import time que = Queue.Queue()...
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[Solved] How to get/set random user agents in Python

Answers in Subscribers-Only | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoThu, 15 Aug 2019 07:51:13 -0700 | Last update 1 month agoThu, 15 Aug 2019 07:52:51 -0700

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The user agents were pulled from the lis...

MoreThe user agents were pulled from the list in this post (with bot user agents removed): https://www.256kilobytes.com/content/show/1922/how-to-par...
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Another situational concept that is so d...

MoreAnother situational concept that is so dumb that it would work: August Garcia 12:43 PM Fugging So, Here I am Looking for examples of like s...
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Bonus link building method. Probably&nbs...

MoreBonus link building method. Probably A-Tier if you're a copyright lawyer. Get clients whose copyright is being infringed Get paid money t...
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INSIDER BLOWS WHISTLE & EXEC REVEALS...

MoreINSIDER BLOWS WHISTLE & EXEC REVEALS GOOGLE PLAN TO PREVENT "TRUMP SITUATION" IN 2020 ON HIDDEN CAM https://www.bitchute.com/video/re9Xp6cdkro/...
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Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 month agoWed, 14 Aug 2019 09:26:37 -0700

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catbox.moe makes Imgur look like fu...

Morecatbox.moe makes Imgur look like fucking garbage. Supports PDF and video file uploads with no account.
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