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August R. Garcia

Profile Photo - August R. Garcia August R. Garcia LARPing as a Sysadmi... Portland, OR
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August Garcia is some guy who used to sell Viagra on the Internet. He made this website to LARP as a sysadmin while posting about garbage like user-agent spoofing, spintax, the only good keyboard, virtual assitants from Pakistan, links with the rel="nofollow" attributeproxiessin, the developer console, literally every link building method, and other junk.

Available at arg@256kilobytes.com, via Twitter, or arg.256kilobytes.com. Open to business inquiries based on availability.


Account created 11 months ago.
199 posts, 991 comments, and 299 RAMs.

Last active 7 hours ago:
Posted thread [Solved] Favicon.ico Files not Caching on Chrome


Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.

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199 posts, 789 comments

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[Solved] Favicon.ico Files not Caching on Chrome

Answers in Server-Side | By August R. Garcia

Published 7 hours agoTue, 19 Nov 2019 18:52:51 -0800 | Last update 6 hours agoTue, 19 Nov 2019 19:45:31 -0800

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Slash "solved."Truly a quality hack.

MoreAs discussed previously, there are a fair number of dumbass things that can be done with base64 encoding that are occasionally so dumb that they even...
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Reply to How to hack Cookie Clicker?

Comments in Hacking the Government | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 day agoMon, 18 Nov 2019 08:23:30 -0800

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This will make a fine addition to my col...

MoreThis will make a fine addition to my collection of Cookie Clicker Hacks spam comments.
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Reply to Make your own wix website

Comments in Computer Programming | By August R. Garcia

Published 6 days agoThu, 14 Nov 2019 01:30:31 -0800

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dear

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John Mu spitting straight fire:

MoreJohn Mu spitting straight fire:
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Reply to [Discord] Syntax highlighting?

Comments in Professional Tools | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 week agoTue, 12 Nov 2019 13:55:53 -0800

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See also:

MoreSee also: https://www.256kilobytes.com/content/show/4806/the-complete-guide-to-discord-text-formatting-syntax-highlighting-and-tricks-for-adding...
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It's possible that if you have an array...

MoreIt's possible that if you have an array of values that you believe to be integers, that at some point they were converted to floats. Try printing out...
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Reply to HP OfficeJet 5255 Setup

Comments in Technology | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 week agoMon, 11 Nov 2019 04:49:57 -0800

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@123-hp-com-setup please reply

More@123-hp-com-setup please reply
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Reply to Photography

Comments in Other Websites | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 week agoSun, 10 Nov 2019 06:24:48 -0800

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[Solved] PHP/Laravel - Cache Query for Current Request/Pageload

Answers in Server-Side | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 week agoSat, 09 Nov 2019 12:03:54 -0800

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TL;DR: Use $GLOBALS

MoreThe Laravel caching functions seem to not have specific built-in functionality to cache a query for only the current pageload, but it can easily be do...
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Reply to Buy Smaller Houses, You Fat Fucks

Comments in News | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 week agoThu, 07 Nov 2019 09:03:05 -0800

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Also, interest rates seem to be substant...

MoreAlso, interest rates seem to be substantially lower for mortgages in current year than in the past: https://www.valuepenguin.com/mortgages/histo...
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Reply to Buy Smaller Houses, You Fat Fucks

Comments in News | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 week agoThu, 07 Nov 2019 06:52:40 -0800 | Last update 1 week agoThu, 07 Nov 2019 06:53:24 -0800

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Also, you can literally buy 20 acres of...

MoreAlso, you can literally buy 20 acres of land in the forest in Montana, which comes with both a cabin (no plumbing) and a fence surrounding the propert...
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Buy Smaller Houses, You Fat Fucks

Articles in News | By August R. Garcia

Published 1 week agoThu, 07 Nov 2019 06:36:50 -0800 | Last update 1 week agoThu, 07 Nov 2019 14:06:15 -0800

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Last Reply I placed a bomb beside the mcmansion eeeeeeee,

I placed a bomb beside th...

Fri, 08 Nov 2019 17:53:47 -0800 1 week ago
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Reply to Amazon Reinstatement Services

Comments in News | By August R. Garcia

Published 2 weeks agoWed, 06 Nov 2019 01:09:26 -0800

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dear

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What random keyword in this thread attra...

MoreWhat random keyword in this thread attracts all these Indian fortune tellers
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Reply to [Ultimate Guide] Muh Copyright, Duplicate Content, Scrapers, and Enforcing Infringements

Comments in Content Writing and Blogging | By August R. Garcia

Published 2 weeks agoMon, 04 Nov 2019 13:48:30 -0800 | Last update 2 weeks agoMon, 04 Nov 2019 13:48:48 -0800

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Apparently this one isn't in the article...

MoreApparently this one isn't in the article. Here's hiQ Labs, Inc. v. LinkedIn Corp, which is another notable case. https://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/da...
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Obligatory shill for our Dreamhost affil...

MoreObligatory shill for our Dreamhost affiliate article: https://www.256kilobytes.com/content/show/4478/dreamhost-review-faq-and-affiliate-program...
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Reply to Quality Content Dump: The Thread

Comments in Offtopic | By August R. Garcia

Published 2 weeks agoMon, 04 Nov 2019 06:00:20 -0800

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Norman tier article on "Google bombing,"...

MoreNorman tier article on "Google bombing," which is a term that no one has ever used (similarly to "Spamdexing," which is also a term no one has ever us...
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More QUOTE: “Nofollow links definitely don’t pass PageRank. Over the years, I’ve seen a few corner cases where a nofollow link did pass...
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