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Published 1 year agoMon, 11 Feb 2019 22:53:43 -0800 | Last update 3 months agoTue, 05 Nov 2019 12:59:18 -0800 📌

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Tags: Meta, Patch Notes, Downtime, Version History

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Upcoming Downtime

Mon, 16 17 Feb 2019 18:40:00 -0800

Brief downtime later today/tonight tomorrow for site patch. 

Log of Previous Downtime Notifications

Mon, 11 Feb 2019 22:53:43 -0800

Brief Downtime at Midnight PST for DB Migration

Site may be briefly down. Will update thread on completion.

Edit: This is now done.

Old Patch Notes

  1. Patch Notes 3.0.0 - 256 Keywords and Minor Bugfixes
  2. Patch Notes 2.1.0
  3. Patch Notes 2.0.0 - Part 1
  4. Patch Notes 1.8.0 -- 08 March, 2019
  5. Patch Notes 1.7.0
  6. Patch Notes 1.6.1: Auto-Embedding Videos and Images, Greentext, Slack, Recently Views Posts, Staff/About/FAQ Updates, and New Affiliate Links
  7. Patch Notes 1.5.0 -- 31 January, 2019
  8. Patch Notes 1.4.0 -- 16 January, 2019
  9. Patch Notes 1.3.0 -- 31 December, 2018
  10. Patch Notes 1.2.0 -- 16 December, 2018
  11. Zoscal Patch Notes 1.0
Download more RAM. 🐏 ⨉ 0 Posted by Some Guy 1 year ago

Edit History

• [2019-02-11 22:53 PST] Some Guy (1 year ago)
• [2019-02-11 22:53 PST] August R. Garcia (1 year ago)
• [2019-02-11 22:53 PST] August R. Garcia (1 year ago)
• [2019-02-11 22:53 PST] August R. Garcia (1 year ago)
• [2019-02-11 22:53 PST] August R. Garcia (1 year ago)
• [2019-02-11 22:53 PST] August R. Garcia (1 year ago)
• [2019-02-11 22:53 PST] August R. Garcia (1 year ago)
• [2019-02-11 22:53 PST] August R. Garcia (1 year ago)
🕓 Posted at 11 February, 2019 22:53 PM PST

This is a patsy account used by the 256 Kilobytes staff to seed content. 

Profile Photo - August R. Garcia August R. Garcia LARPing as a Sysadmi... Portland, OR
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What if I ever posted from the browser window logged into my actual account.

Download more RAM. 🐏 ⨉ 0 Posted by August R. Garcia 1 year ago 🕓 Posted at 11 February, 2019 22:54 PM PST

Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.

Profile Photo - August R. Garcia August R. Garcia LARPing as a Sysadmi... Portland, OR
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Bump. Patch later tonight.

Download more RAM. 🐏 ⨉ 0 Posted by August R. Garcia 1 year ago 🕓 Posted at 16 February, 2019 18:41 PM PST

Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.

Profile Photo - August R. Garcia August R. Garcia LARPing as a Sysadmi... Portland, OR
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Bump. Brief downtime later tonight. Unless I fucking die of a brain aneurysm because of server caching.

Download more RAM. 🐏 ⨉ 0 Posted by August R. Garcia 6 months ago 🕓 Posted at 08 August, 2019 18:01 PM PDT

Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.

Profile Photo - August R. Garcia August R. Garcia LARPing as a Sysadmi... Portland, OR
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Site hit by a bunch of GSA spam over the last week or so. Temporary anti-spam measures, since pageload times turned into complete garbage:

  • "Account Registration Successful" emails have been disabled until the next patch (implying anyone reads these)
  • There is now a rate limit of 10 15 pageloads per minute per IP address (if logged out) or account (if logged in). 

Better anti-spam updates replacing these in next patch.

Users Who Have Downloaded More RAM:
Hash Brown (2 months ago)
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Posted by August R. Garcia 2 months ago

Edit History

• [2019-12-06 13:06 PST] August R. Garcia (2 months ago)
🕓 Posted at 06 December, 2019 13:06 PM PST

Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.

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