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Profile Photo - August R. GarciaAugust R. GarciaLARPing as a Sysadmi...Portland, ORSite Owner

Remember this piece of shit?

It turns out writing a script for that shit is actually literally one line of JavaScript:

// This bullshit only gains 1k per second
var GITDCIAN = setInterval(function(){ document.getElementById("bigCookie").click(); },1);

// Barely faster than above. Seems to cap.
var GITDCIAN = setInterval(function(){ document.getElementById("bigCookie").click(); },0.00001);

// Maybe faster? IDK LOL.
var GITDCIAN = setInterval(function(){ document.getElementById("bigCookie").click(); },0.00000001);

// To toggle off
clearInterval(GITDCIAN);

Anyway, that bullshit may or may not cap out, which makes this entire post even shittier than it would have been already. The entire meme website runs as JS anyway, so you might as well just start modifying the source code. Or just right click --> inspect element and change values in the HTML.

In conclusion, what a terrible post. 

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• [2019-02-01 7:31 PST] August R. Garcia (1 year ago)
• [2019-02-01 7:31 PST] August R. Garcia (1 year ago)
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You, probably.

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• [2019-02-01 11:56 PST] eeeeeeee (1 year ago)
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Profile Photo - August R. GarciaAugust R. GarciaLARPing as a Sysadmi...Portland, ORSite Owner

Smoke weed literally every day.

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Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.

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