Is this literally you?
When did it become not good enough to just get shit done and move on with your life?
If you're the type of person that needs a shot of dopamine to get shit done, then this
retarded app new app called "streaky" might be the cure to your disorder help you be more productive.
"This App Keeps Me Accountable. Every Day. It's So Fun To Set A New Goal And Get Sh*T Done!"
Joana - Founder & CEO (apparently)
WTF Does It Do?
Honestly - nothing. These types of apps are just litter on the internet. They provide no real purpose and reside on the same plane of existence as stupid flashlight apps or pretty much anything else that you can purchase from codecanyon.
Essentially all that happens is the app asks you at the beginning of the day
how many times do you want to jerk off what your "goals" are for the day.
Then at the end of the day, the app asks you if you achieved your "goal".
That's some groundbreaking shit, right?
So if you complete your goal every day you continue your "streak".
Why This App Is Different
Hey, I've totally already heard about a productivity app that helps keep me on task so why should I download another useless app?
- You, most likely
There are many apps that already exist that are exactly like this (Streak, Habitify, etc.) so what sets this "streaky" app apart?
Literally nothing. Not only does this app not improve upon anything that other apps already provide, but the graphics and UI are also chessy at best.
Their mascot looks exactly like the type of person that would use an app like this.
It's Time to Stop
The 11th commandment says to not litter
- A completely sane person
We're in the age of internetz technology where it's very simple for people to create garbage. The internet is basically a massive wasteland of useless shit, and some websites even aim to organize the shit somehow.
The further the technology advances, the more people will create apps like "What will my baby look like Mom or Dad?:Like Parent" and create micro niche sites for illiterate marketers on Blackhatworld.
I don't think that's how it works...
If you're trying to set a new world record for "fastest app install and uninstall" then these productivity apps are a must-have.
Now you will totally keep yourself on track and feel a great sense of satisfaction at the end of the day when you think about all the useless shit you got done for the day.
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98% of apps are just webpages with push notifications and with an icon on your homescreen. Incidentally, this relatively new standard (term first used in 2015) seems like a good general idea:
Obligatory footnote about how Google might be trying to pull an Accelerated Mobile Pages.
Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.
On a related note, everyone who posts on this subreddit should be shot:
This is a debug account.
> judgement-free help
> don’t know (for example) WTF an APR is
I hope this is a PBN.
Sir, I can do you a nice SEO.
I've never wanted to punch my monitor more than now.
WTF is this shit.
"THAT DOG IS GETTING RAPED" - Terry A. Davis
That's actually interesting, but I'm still not sure if these apps work. I used to have one, but I can tell you that it wasn't effective. Well, when I was working with banking software development company, I thought that my product would be useless as well, but I managed to figure out what exactly I needed, so the final product was even better than I expected.
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