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Published 10 months agoWed, 09 Jan 2019 15:14:33 -0800

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So I was reading a recently posted article by Hash Brown about Terry A. Davis, the guy was clearly insane and came out with some funny stuff. I'm wondering what your favourite quote of his is?

It can be from the videos, his twitter, whatever. Let's share something that made you think or smile.

This is mine.

I think what Terry says about not accepting Plan B and going all in, even when faced with great opposition (the CIA). 

I don't know what the space alien is though.

Share your favourite quotes!

Download more RAM. 🐏 ⨉ 0 Posted by Some Guy 10 months ago 🕓 Posted at 09 January, 2019 15:14 PM PST

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I think this is my personal favourite:

Terry A. Davis quotes

However, clearly the funniest is this:

I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes.

What do we do all day?

We beat the nigger because the nigger cannot understand what a random number is.

We beat the nigger because the nigger thinks the brain does timer tongues.

We beat the nigger because he thinks TempleOS is real mode.

Download more RAM. 🐏 ⨉ 0 Posted by Hash Brown 10 months ago

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• [2019-01-09 15:30 PST] Hash Brown (10 months ago)
• [2019-01-09 15:30 PST] Hash Brown (10 months ago)
🕓 Posted at 09 January, 2019 15:30 PM PST

"THAT DOG IS GETTING RAPED" - Terry A. Davis

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These three are all even coherent and also even accurate and also tangentially delusional:

Terry Davis on...

Switch Statements

The most powerful statement in the C language in the C language is the switch statement [...] The CIA wants you to think it's nothing more than IF-THEN-ELSE. The CIA wants you to think it's the same as IF-ELSE; it's not. The way a switch statement works is there's a lookup table in it. What it does is [that] it looks up in the table and then it jumps ahead to a segment of code, and then the code jumps to the bottom, to a common location, to continue.

Naming

The most important thing in programming is naming.

Character Encoding

In TempleOS, my compiler will put together multiple characters in a character constant. We don't do Unicode. We do ASCII--8-bit ASCII, not 7-bit ASCII; 7-bit signed ASCII is retarded.

Source

All three of these quotes are from this video clip:

Download more RAM. 🐏 ⨉ 0 Posted by August R. Garcia 10 months ago

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• [2019-01-10 1:22 PST] August R. Garcia (10 months ago)
🕓 Posted at 10 January, 2019 01:22 AM PST

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Also, not sure the source on this one, but it seems to be attributed to Terry Davis. Because, you know, who else would it be attribuetd to?

The IRA is like the NRA, but for computers.  The CIA wants all code in the cloud under their lock and key.  They want to ban compilers and make people think HTML is computer programming.

Download more RAM. 🐏 ⨉ 0 Posted by August R. Garcia 10 months ago 🕓 Posted at 10 January, 2019 01:27 AM PST

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https://files.catbox.moe/mf3tu7.mp4

Download more RAM. 🐏 ⨉ 0 Posted by August R. Garcia 2 months ago 🕓 Posted at 30 August, 2019 15:48 PM PDT

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