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Posted by August R. Garcia 5 months ago 🕓 Posted at 08 February, 2020 16:21 PM PST

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That's the sadest whisky review I've ever seen but fair play, Laphroaig 10 is a fine choice for such an occasion.

Download more RAM. 🐏 ⨉ 0Posted by Hash Brown 5 months ago 🕓 Posted at 09 February, 2020 12:03 PM PST

"THAT DOG IS GETTING RAPED" - Terry A. Davis

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So I just bought some more fucking whisky because the Chinese Lung Aids has RUINED my fucking week.

Assortment included:

  • Ballvinie 12
  • Talisker Storm
  • Monkey Shoulder

And Highland Park Dragon Legend which is some marketing trick to sell a slightly smokier and peatier highland park.

Highland Park is the only distillery in the orkney islands I believe, an island that was controlled by Vikings for 600 years so some time in 2015 the distillery that is run by low budget Scottish people decided to embrace this (due to rise in popularity of Vikings thanks to Amazons TV show) and release a new line of products, all based around Norse stories and "Viking honor".

It's all bullshit and marketing, this particular "Dragon Legend" bottling comes in a black ceramic bottle which you can't see through (and is apparently prone to leaking) and looks quite cool.

It comes at 43,1%, slightly above the minimum legal limit of 40%. There is no age statement and has had no colour added to it which is good as it's FUCKING POINTLESS when you put it in a bottle that you can't see through.

The box has a bunch of viking quotes on it, I'm not reading that because I'm not FUCKING RETARDED. The bottle has a really nice sort of half screw/half cork lid to it. When it's empty it will make the perfect weapon for the coronapocylpse. 

I've not had a Highland Park before, but when I saw "Smokier" on the front I was sold. The shop was also out of LAGAVULIN and this was also on offer for £28 which is reasonable.

Nose:

You 100% get the smoke right away, really does smell like a bonfire. In the back you get some spices like cinnamon, raisens and dates. There's a bit of cream too.

There is also some sherry and oak. You really don't get any alcohol burn when you smell either... It's fresh, you can tell it's barely a week past the 3 year minimum age to call it a single malt.

Taste:

Immediately you get a smoky christmas fruit cake with lovely spices. As that dies down you get a bit of eggy/sulpher which isn't great but it's only slight.

It's BOLD AT FUCK, it's very islay-like in this. It tastes young, very vibrant and intense, fresh. Everything is there to punch you in the FUCKING HEAD with nothing really hidden

It's young, but would not call it unmature. It's very well put together.

Finish:

Smoke, peat and oak. It's fairly long and simple. It's really very good.

Score:

7.5/10

Probably will not buy it again if I'm honest as it's not to my taste entirely but it's a damn good whisky frens

Download more RAM. 🐏 ⨉ 0Posted by Hash Brown 4 months ago 🕓 Posted at 17 March, 2020 15:13 PM PDT

"THAT DOG IS GETTING RAPED" - Terry A. Davis

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I'm drinking fucking lagavulin 16 right now and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

AND I went to the super market JUST FOR THIS so fuck you're essnetial travel only lockdown rules.

Download more RAM. 🐏 ⨉ 0Posted by Hash Brown 4 months ago 🕓 Posted at 04 April, 2020 14:38 PM PDT

"THAT DOG IS GETTING RAPED" - Terry A. Davis

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Also if you drink Irish Whiskey you are a faggot

Download more RAM. 🐏 ⨉ 0Posted by Hash Brown 4 months ago 🕓 Posted at 04 April, 2020 14:38 PM PDT

"THAT DOG IS GETTING RAPED" - Terry A. Davis

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