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[Infographic] Poors Are Lazy: Read a Fucking Book Before You Embarrass Yourself on the Internet

Articles in Garbage Can | By August R. Garcia

Published 2 months agoTue, 27 Aug 2019 05:46:10 -0700 | Last update 2 months agoTue, 27 Aug 2019 10:20:14 -0700

"I sure would like to go in on a business deal with 256 Kilobytes if you could chill with the edge lord content" - Like 70% of People Who Read this Site

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It's your boy, back with another quality post after like a month of being AFK, working on a patch and expansion to the finest SEO tool suite (currently in beta/v1.0). Well, let's get right to it:

  1. I've never met a poor person who wasn't lazy;
  2. Stop being poor
  3. Libs BTFO
  4. Pour up

If you require a visual aid to further understand these four concepts, please review the infographic below:

Infographic - Poors are Lazy: Read a Fucking Book Before You Embarrass Yourself on the Internet

Congratulations. You probably aren't poor anymore. Or maybe you are. Literally no one cares if you live or die. Remember to post hate mail in the comments.

PS: You can literally make hundreds of dollars on Craigslist today and that isn't even an affiliate link to some shitty scam. LARP harder and/or cope moar.

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No one even fucking works that much:

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• [2019-08-27 5:46 PDT] August R. Garcia (2 months ago)
• [2019-08-27 5:46 PDT] August R. Garcia (2 months ago)
• [2019-08-27 5:46 PDT] August R. Garcia (2 months ago)
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August Garcia is some guy who used to sell Viagra on the Internet. He made this website to LARP as a sysadmin while posting about garbage like user-agent spoofing, spintax, the only good keyboard, virtual assitants from Pakistan, links with the rel="nofollow" attributeproxiessin, the developer console, literally every link building method, and other junk.

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