Are you smashing your head into the keyboard trying to figure out how to optimize your onpage content for SEO purposes? Here's a simple, spoon-fed system to easily optimize and plan out content, as well as brief commentary on how to hire content writers.

Text of Guidelines for Writers, If Applicable

When writing articles, ensure that you:

• Be sure to link to 2-5 other relevant niche-related sources. Avoid Wikipedia.
• Make sure to use the heading feature in your word processor. Headings must be “heading 1/2/3” as opposed to simply being centered, large, bold, or otherwise only styled without having the heading markup.
• Use the important keywords in headings. For example, if an important keyword is “buy blue shoes,” a heading you could use is “Why I Decided to Buy Blue Shoes”
• Use the supplementary keywords in paragraphs throughout the post.
• Send the file as a .docx with the main keyword as the title (ex: “best-clippers-for-black-hair.docx)

Related Google Sheets Scripts

These can be used to check whether pages are cached/indexed with some amount of accuracy (not mentioned in video):

// https://medium.com/@the.benhawy/how-to-use-google-spreadsheets-to-check-for-broken-links-1bb0b35c8525
// =Getstatuscode(A1)
function getStatusCode(url){
   var options = {
     'muteHttpExceptions': true,
     'followRedirects': true // Set to true for the 
   };
   var response = UrlFetchApp.fetch(url, options);
   return response.getResponseCode();
}

// =checkIfPageIsCached(A1)
function checkIfPageIsCached(url) {
  var code = -1;
  var iii  = 0;
  do
  {
    code = getStatusCode("https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache%3A"+url);
  } while (code == 503 && iii < 5)
  return code;
}

To add these to a Google Sheet, go to Tools -> Script Editor, paste the code in, and then press Ctrl+S to save the scripts.

Tools

Here are the various resources disucssed in the video above:

• Tools
  • https://html-cleaner.com/
  • https://document.online-convert.com/convert-to-html
  • https://www.willpeavy.com/minifier/
• Other Related Video Tutorials
  • https://www.256kilobytes.com/content/show/10523/video-guide-how-to-find-guest-posts-leads-from-scratch-find-infinite-guest-post-leads-with-0-skill
  • https://www.256kilobytes.com/content/show/10540/video-guide-how-to-find-profitable-keywords-from-scratch-find-infinite-keywords-with-a-0-budget
• Guides/Articles Mentioned in Video
  • https://www.256kilobytes.com/content/show/10316/matthewgraham-noob-beginner-guide-spoonfed-four-step-guide-to-onpage-seo-write-50-words-and-rank
  • https://www.256kilobytes.com/content/show/10315/matthewgraham-noob-beginner-guide-how-to-improve-your-rankings-with-basic-internal-linking-practices
  • https://www.256kilobytes.com/content/show/10394/4-5-lesser-known-ways-you-didn-t-know-you-could-customize-site-appearance-in-search-engine-results
  • https://www.256kilobytes.com/content/show/8371/structured-data-schema-and-json-ld-why-does-it-even-matter

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