5 SEO Myths You Should Stop Believing
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As they say in my home country, “SIR I CAN DO YOU A NICE SEO.” However, there are a maximum of six people in my home country who can in fact do you a nice SEO. It’s time to learn about five of the finest SEO myths that you should stop believing.
PageRank is Dead
Up until 2013, it was possible to view PageRank data publicly. This allowed for people to sell shit like “high PR backlinks and social signals $5 only” on various freelancer websites. However, as of 2013, PageRank is not updated publicly. However, despite what your shitty SEO consultant might tell you, PageRank still exists. Look at this fucking chart:
While the data is not accessible publicly, that is still how PageRank works, or at least close to it. You can also read this article, which is of surprisingly high quality, which discusses this in more depth.
Domain Authority (DA) and Page Authority (PA) are Real
- Over-reliant on volume of links, rather than quality of links
- Are updated very infrequently (although apparently they recently increased the frequency)
- Are easily manipulated by GSA/xRummer/other automated link blasts, which can easily by webmasters who want to claim that their site is good because it has “DA 41” or whatever
The main reason why DA and PA are so widely used, rather than more reliable metrics like Ahrefs’ UR/DR and Majestic’s TF/CF is because DA and PA can be accessed without paid accounts, so they’re popular among D-tier SEO consultants.
It Takes 3-6 Months to See Results
If you need to make some cocksucking money online, just LARP as an SEO consultant. This is very easy to do regardless of your skill because:
- Half 90% of the people who are trying to hire SEO consultants don’t know anything about SEO; and
- SEO can, in many cases, take days, weeks, or months to see results
So you can literally say anything that you want and make money for, like, six months until your client fucks off. Protip: If anyone tells you to wait 3-6 months for results, tell them to fucking kill themselves, screencap your message, and post it in the comments of this thread. That shit is fucking retired. You should be able to see clear trends in terms of more search engine traffic within a month at most, as well as other general reports.
Social Signals are a Thing
Social signals are fucking bullshit and are a side effect of the PageRank algorithm. See Jeb Bush’s extensive breakdown in this quality thread.
If I had a dollar every time that someone posted a thread on one of the various SEO forums about how they need to fix their site’s “penalty,” I could buy one of the finest phones under 20,000 Rupees in Dubai. There are two types of “penalties”:
- Manual penalties, which show up in Google’s Webmaster Tools console; and
- Algorithmic “penalties,” which are not penalties.
A website’s rankings fluxtuating based on some fucking search engine patch is not a penalty. Anyone who sells “penalty removal” services is probably full of shit.
That’s the end of this article.
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