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Published 9 months agoMon, 29 Apr 2019 16:59:28 -0700 | Last update 9 months agoTue, 30 Apr 2019 15:53:10 -0700 📌

Are you tired of contractors from Pakistan LARPing as Americans, trying to sell you terrible websites? Trying to figure out where to start with your website? 256 Kilobytes is a US-based company here to solve your web-development problems and bring you new leads!

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Are you tired of contractors from Pakistan LARPing as Americans, trying to sell you terrible websites? Trying to figure out where to start with your website? 256 Kilobytes is a US-based company here to solve your web-development problems and bring you new leads!


Experienced Developers

  • 7+ years of web development and Internet marketing experience with technologies like PHP, MySQL, Python, and JavaScript; frameworks like Laravel and Django; and content management systems like WordPress, Joomla, and Drupal.
  • Projects are completed in-house, never outsourced to $3/hour developers in India.

Profitable Websites

  • Are you tired of web developers who have never done anything but sell websites? Hire developers who have actually run profitable websites.
  • Sites include fully-functional, conversion-optimized forms for maximum lead-generation.

Sir, we can do you a Nice SEO

Obscenely Transparent

All Content Management Systems

  • Access a user-friendly administrator panel to edit your site’s content and to create new posts with no development experience.

Rates and Pricing Information

Express Delivery

  • Express delivery available for urgent projects.

Content Included

  • Save time on content-creation with custom logos and written content included in your site’s flat-rate cost.

Hosting and Domain Name Registration Costs Included

Quotes for additional services, custom projects of larger scopes, and other related work are available on a case-by-case basis. All projects include:

  • The first year's domain name registration cost (up to $50)
  • One year of web hosting on our server or transfer of the domain to your webhost

Note that renting server space for web hosting is a recurring cost. After the first year, managed hosting on the 256 Kilobytes server is a flat $100 per year plus domain name renewal costs (generally $10-$20). We are also glad to assist you in setting up web hosting on your own server at any time, as well as facilitating any domain transfers.

Flat Rates for Most Projects

While rates vary the flat rates below are accurate for most cases:

  • $5,000+ Complex Custom Orders
    • Projects with heavy custom requirements. If this applies to you, you will know.
    • 30+ day turnaround for most orders
  • $2,000 - Standard Website - A classic website built on top of the WordPress CMS. Commonly used for small or mid-sized business sites, affiliate marketing websites, personal portfolio sites, and other similar projects. Includes:
    • Content and design for up to five main pages. Common pages to include are:
      • A home page
      • A FAQ, about, and/or staff page
      • A contact page
      • A prices page
      • An order page
      • A products page
      • A "sign-up" page
      • A portfolio page
      • And other pages depending on your use case
    • All content writing handled for you
    • Custom logo design, either from scratch or adapting existing logos and materials to required formats, filetypes, and file sizes
    • Custom site theme development
    • Setup of blog or article archive functionality where you can easily upload new posts or articles from the site's administrator panel
    • Hosting setup, CMS installation, and domain name registration covered for you
    • First year's hosting and domain name registration costs included as described above 
    • Within 14-day turnaround for most orders
  • $199 - Site Setup - Installation and setup of the technical framework for your site, providing you with a user-friendly admin panel 
    • Domain registration completed for you; first-year's registration costs covered for you
    • Content management system (WordPress CMS) installed
    • HTTPS setup with a Let's Encrypt SSL certification
    • You write the content and customize the site's theme through the user-friendly WordPress administrator panel
    • Includes one year of web hosting costs on the 256 Kilobytes server
    • Within 7-day turnaround for most orders

Adjustments to price may apply on a case-by-case basis depending on your project's requirements.

No-Obligation Consultation

  • Get a site that fits your needs. Get no-obligation consultation from a developer with 7+ years of web development and Internet marketing experience to hammer out the best solution for you, whether it’s a $20,000 custom eCommerce platform, a $2,000 site fully-managed with custom logos and content, or a quick-and-easy $250 WordPress installation.

Frequently Asked Questions

I literally don't know anything about websites? What do I even buy?

Conveniently, we're glad to point you in the right direction. Contact us with some general details about what sort of business you run and/or why you're looking for a website and any other notes about your scenario and we'll suggest a few potential directions to take that fit your use case, an overview of pros and cons, and answers to any questions you may have.

You can also check out the article How to Make a Website: A Simple Guide for Complete Beginners.

256 Kilobytes looks like it was coded by a blind man in 1995. Can you make my site like that?

Yes. Your site can look however you'd like, whether that's a sleek, new-age WordPress feel or a Geocities look-alike, we can make it happen.

Buy Now. Hell Yeah!

Contact arg@256kilobytes.com today for a no-obligation quote and consultation.

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• [2019-04-29 16:59 PDT] August R. Garcia (9 months ago)
• [2019-04-29 16:59 PDT] August R. Garcia (9 months ago)
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Grahew Mattham

August Garcia is some guy who used to sell Viagra on the Internet. He made this website to LARP as a sysadmin while posting about garbage like user-agent spoofing, spintax, the only good keyboard, virtual assitants from Pakistan, links with the rel="nofollow" attributeproxiessin, the developer console, literally every link building method, and other junk.

Available at arg@256kilobytes.com, via Twitter, or arg.256kilobytes.com. Open to business inquiries based on availability.

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